Für jede Gelegenheit die optimale Socke, egal ob sichtbar für Jeden oder versteckt unter den Hosenbeinen als persönliches Mantra für deinen Tag - zur Motivation oder auch um still zu schimpfen....

These socks can be worn in two ways. 1. As a genuine invitation to an honest conversation. 2. As a total joke because ha ha ha you have no feelings why would anyone ever imply that you did are...

AIN'T NO BAD JOKE LIKE A DAD JOKE
You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever works, man!
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Remember when you had to blow into the Nintendo, and then the cartridge, every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers? I do. Remember when you didn't talk to me for a whole week because you were...