AIN'T NO BAD JOKE LIKE A DAD JOKE
You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever works, man!
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Remember when you had to blow into the Nintendo, and then the cartridge, every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers? I do. Remember when you didn't talk to me for a whole week because you were...

These socks can be worn in two ways. 1. As a genuine invitation to an honest conversation. 2. As a total joke because ha ha ha you have no feelings why would anyone ever imply that you did are...

You?ve had enough to deal with; you?ve put up with coworkers, kids and something like 450 menstrual cycles. You?ve earned the right to be hand-fed delicious grapes as you recline in your most...